I want Commit Internet Suicide and disappear from the web forever!

Tip 1 - Google yourself to see your internet traces and delete them all

You can google your own self to see your internet footprints and delete them all before you can truly disappear. This can include your profiles e-mails, blogs and all.

Tip 2 - Shut down your e-mail accounts

E-mails are going to bait you into getting back on the internet. Also, you want to be gone from the net, so your e-mails will need to be deleted so that when people contact you they only get an 'address not valid' message.

Tip 3 - Punish yourself every time you use the internet

for example do 20 push ups every time you use the internet... so the conclusion is either you will give up the internet or you will be in very good shape ;)

Tip 4 - Delete your Social Media Profiles Permanently

You can't disappear unless you delete all your social media profiles. This includes Facebook, Twitter, even old ones like Orkut and Hi5.

Tip 5 - Cancel your Internet Subscription!