Tips to make my Girlfriend cry

Tip 1 - When u don't have enough money 2 give your daughter a dinner, eyes will run a river

I have been in a relationship for seven years and we have a beautiful five year old girl.  I lost my job while back and been having a hard time finding another one. As you can imagine things are not easy.  Couple of weeks ago I was having a conversation with my wife about our very difficult financial situation, my daughter came in and asked if we could order pizza for dinner. I said sorry hon, we can’t order a pizza. She asked why not, I told her we don’t have any money to order a pizza for dinner. She left and returned few minutes later, she open her piggybank, took all the money out of it and said you can have all my money.

For the first time in my life I felt how important is money. I looked at my wife who was trying her best to keep it in. As soon as my daughter left, my girlfriend cried like never before. 

Tip 2 - Tell her that her dad passed away yesterday

Tell her that her dad died yesterday but no one wanted to tell her because she would get upset.

Tip 3 - Have her cut onions

Just ask for onion soup or something that requires onions and have her cut them. It will make her cry.

Tip 4 - Tell her you're breaking up with her

Till she cries then follow with a JUST KIDDING -_-

Tip 5 - Give her something she would never expect

Give them a very expensive gift...something they would never expect from you...and something you know they are going to simply Love. Diamond would always work on most.

Tip 6 - “Love you” People don’t realize the power of intense real feelings

“Love you”  People don’t realize the power of intense real feelings

My girl friend cried and cried for hours, we are together for a while but I never said I love you. I never felt the need for it. Went away for a month and while I was apart from her, there wasn’t a day I didn’t missed her. Last night I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and we were having a normal conversation. Suddenly I kissed her and held onto to her face as I quietly told her  "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."

I meant it with all my heart and it just over powered her.  People don’t realize the power of intense real feelings.  This was the first time I told her I love her. She has seen some real tough times in life and finally meeting someone who actually loves her for what she is, made her cry.

Life is too short and don’t just find someone to sleep with, find love. 

Tip 7 - Propose her

Get her flowers, buy a diamond ring, get down on your knees and propose her in front of everyone - she will definitely cry!

Tip 8 - buying email lists

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